There’s a winged liner “terminology” reference list going around and I decided to give them correct names.
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
another gem from my mum
idk you tell me…. “Hannah Montana”
I love you
i will not accept any lesser death than death by dragon
European otter - Otter (by Berendje Photography1)
every medicine on the market is like
pros: you’ll stop coughing
cons: you might die
sending people nice anonymous messages and watching them get really happy about it is my favorite thing to do on this website
"Leave her alone." -Sun Wukong, Black and White
according to society if you’re confident you’re self-obsessed but if you’re insecure you’re weak so that is why i am a simple giraffe